Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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