so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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