Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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