Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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