I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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