Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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