come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory