My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS