it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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