So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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