people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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