he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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