I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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