You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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