Me too!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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