So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
