Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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