if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
vagina is talking i cant
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
my god I love twenty year old dicks
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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