You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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