Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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