Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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