i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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