There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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