I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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