I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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