Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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