i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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