Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
a search helicopter?!
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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