I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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