you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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