But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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