I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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