Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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