Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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