i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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