i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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