Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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