I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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