I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
