Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
True strength comes from lack of pants
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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