Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize