whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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