He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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