think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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