We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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