Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We had to coat check the pizza.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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