11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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