I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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