Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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