did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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