it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Randomize
