This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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