I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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