Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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