"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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