i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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