So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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