I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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