Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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